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Thursday, 22 February 2007 |
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Seems like there has been a paucity of Jesus sightings lately. Maybe it has to do with the holidays, maybe He's busy, I don't know. But there hasn't been a lot of news about Jesus showing up on stuff lately. About the only thing I found recently was a news comes from England, where visitors to an art gallery are seeing sparks fly from the eyes of a Jesus statue. |
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Saturday, 07 October 2006 |
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Alcohol. Mirculous Images. Two great tastes that taste great together. As anyone who has spent thirty seconds on this site knows, those two things pretty much define my life's philosophy. And apparently, the Brits feel the same way. That is why an ecumenical group in England is combining these beer and a miracle image of Jesus into a controversial marketing campaign. |
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Tuesday, 26 September 2006 |
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Every great story needs a soundtrack. Casablanca had As Time Goes By. Dr. Zhivago had Lara's Theme. Hulk Hogan had Real American. And now, Miracle Tortilla has its own song. It's called Jesus on a Tortilla, and it's by the Bucky Burro Band. Here's the mp3, or head to myspace.com/buckyburro to stream it directly into your brain. |
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Sunday, 20 August 2006 |
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Ever sat in Mass, looking up at the statues of the apostles and the Virgin and thought, "Mmm, that sure does make me hungry!" Well, neither have I, and unless you've been in a plane crash in the Andes, you probably have not, either. But you might feel differently, after reading about a miraculous appearance of the Virgin in a block of chocolate. |
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Friday, 02 June 2006 |
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If you are like me (and I hope for your family's sake that you are not), you probably lie awake at night wondering, "Jesus always gets to appear on tortillas and tostadas. But what about Satan? What about his needs and feelings?" |
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Wednesday, 12 April 2006 |
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Yes, yes, I know the site is called MiracleTortilla, and it's all about tortillas. So creating a miracle Jesus on toast seems almost, well, blasphemous. But I couldn't help myself.
I mean, when I read about miracles appearing on grilled cheese sandwiches and that sort of thing, I start to worry. I have made a decision to specialize in tortillas, spending years studying both theology and Southwestern cooking. This single-minded pursuit has cost me thousands of dollars and the respect of over six people. |
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Saturday, 25 March 2006 |
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The nice thing about a Miracle Tortilla like this, aside from the shocked faces my coworkers when I claimed that this was the burrito I got at the company cafeteria, is the nice dark patch of the beard.
I mean, when I was scorching that with the heat gun, and the tortilla was bubbling and burning, and the kitchen was filling with smoke, and I was half drunk with creative power and schnapps, it just made me feel like, like an artist or something. |
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