As I burned the tortilla, I became alarmed.  Something was wrong.  The tortilla was turning against me.  Large air bubbles were forming in the lower left part of the tortilla, making it looks like Jesus has swollen glands.  As the tortilla cooked, those swollen areas became hard and brittle, a permanent fixture of my Miracle Tortilla.

Well, this sucks ass.  The tortilla is all bulbous and swollen, and the miraculous image just looks stupid.