The kitchen was filthy, but I didn't care.  I tossed the tortilla into the pan, and started by burning the beard.  The browning sauce bubbled nicely, and the tortilla cooperated.

I worked from the edges inward, getting the outside nice and dark before starting on the nose and eyes.  I was very careful with those, heating them up, then taking the gun away to check my progress.  Heat and check, heat and check.

I nodded.  It was working.  Yes, it was looking good.