The most popular Miracle Tortillas are the ones with Jesus.  Everybody wants one of these, and when I finally open the United States Academy of Miracle Tortillas, creating one will be the most fundamental requirement for graduation. 

So, boys and girls, here it is: my process for creating a Miracle Tortilla you can use to astound your friends, frighten your enemies, and impress the people you want to sleep with...

Every great Miracle Tortilla starts with a humble beginning.  In this case, a mixture of Kitchen Bouquet Seasoning and Browning Sauce, and Golden-brand burnt umber acrylic paint.  I didn't need much, just a few drops of each.

I like to make little boats out of tinfoil, and use them as my palette.  Makes cleanup much easier, because I can just toss them in the trash when I am finished.