Do you live in an igloo, where using a heat gun would be dangerous?  Do you want to avoid contributing to global warming?  Do you believe heat guns to be instruments of Satan?  

If you answered Yes to any of these questions, then this section is for you...

I remember the day well. 

I was in Texas, covering a story about human-animal hybrids near Corpus Christi.  I was strolling along the beach, looking for a ½ man, ¼ dolphin, ¼ squirrel hybrid that was rumored to be working at a parking lot near the Marina, when I saw her.

Not the hybrid.

Her.

She was gorgeous.  This was the real thing.  100% pure human.  

I walked over to get a closer look.