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Jesus on Toast |
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Wednesday, 12 April 2006 |
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 Yes, yes, I know the site is called MiracleTortilla, and it's all about tortillas. So creating a miracle Jesus on toast seems almost, well, blasphemous. But I couldn't help myself.
I mean, when I read about miracles appearing on grilled cheese sandwiches and that sort of thing, I start to worry. I have made a decision to specialize in tortillas, spending years studying both theology and Southwestern cooking. This single-minded pursuit has cost me thousands of dollars and the respect of over six people.
So I wonder sometimes if I have made a career mistake somewhere along the way. What if the world prefers Miracles on bread? Will I wind up a homeless vagrant, drunk on a streetcorner, holding a sign that says "Need money for toast - God bless"? Well, just in case that is the way the world is turning, I decided to prove that I could really create a Miracle on toast. A little carbon black acrylic paint on a piece of Wonder bread, a few seconds in a frying pan, and voila - instant Plan B. |
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